The Sex Tape!
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007
Remeber that sex tape?No of course you dont because it was all a spoof at FunnyorDie.com. You can see the caps at the GALLERY now.. or watc hthe video at Funnyor Die.com
Archive for October, 2007
Remeber that sex tape?No of course you dont because it was all a spoof at FunnyorDie.com. You can see the caps at the GALLERY now.. or watc hthe video at Funnyor Die.com
Eva Not allowed to conceive
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007quote:
Eva Longoria, the star of “Desperate Housewives”, has been banned from having children by the show’s bosses.Longoria recently married basketball star Tony Parker but will have to wait at least a year before they can think of having children, reports mirror.co.uk.
The show’s creator Marc Cherry doesn’t want to go through the same complications as when Longoria’s co-star Marcia Cross got pregnant.
Longoria said: “Marc’s not kidding because he maps the year out and really knows the storyline. When Marcia became pregnant it was unexpected and it was hard for him to write around. Tony and I are excited about starting a family, but because Marc has forbidden me to get pregnant this year we’re going to spend time as a married couple and build a solid foundation together before we bring our child into the world.”
Eva goes back to school
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007From E! Online
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No, this isn’t a spoiler alert for Desperate Housewives. It’s better. It’s breaking news about a sexy schoolyard comedy. Woo! And producer Sim Sarna couldn’t resist sharing the news with us before it hit the trades. Yay for Sim! And now, the details:Imagine an elementary school with the lowest test scores in the state. Teachers are humping like bunny rabbits all over the school grounds, and the dirtbag principal is working the PTA set for cash.
So goes the setup for the comedy Lower Learning, brought to you by Ambush Entertainment and Starz Media and set to go into production in just a few days.
Rob CorddryNow imagine that the principal of this school is about-to-blow-up-big-time-any-second-now funnyguy Rob Corddry. And the inspector attempting to get to the bottom of the mess is little miss Desperate Eva Longoria.
Imagine further that a vice principal with noble intentions is going to step forward and try and rally the irksome teaching staff of Barry Goldwater Elementary School to buck up and be good. And then imagine Jason Biggs as that vice principal.
Yes, Learning, written and directed by Mark Lafferty, sounds promising. I’m very excited to see Biggs in a movie that doesn’t involve a wedding or a schlocky romance. It’s time for the horny pie-humping boy to become a man and save the day. And Corddry was pretty much born to play a dirty academic.
So, let’s ask ourselves a deep question…
TV Guide Photoshoot
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
A great gallery update today, i have added Eva’s TV Guide Photoshoot, these are stunning pictures, only wish i’d have found them before i made this layout because they are amazing!
Check them out HERE
The Toilet Intruders
Monday, October 8th, 2007Via Digital Spy
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ecurity has been increased on the Desperate Housewives set after Eva Longoria discovered two women using the toilet in her trailer.The actress was shocked to find the intruders making use of the facilities when she returned to her room during a break between scenes.
The women claimed they had needed the bathroom after drifting away from a Universal Studios tour and had happened upon Longoria’s trailer to find it empty and unlocked.
Security staff told the 32-year-old that the minders had mistaken the tourists for extras, reports Globe magazine.
Did She or Didn’t she?
Monday, October 8th, 2007Via Canyon News
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Newlywed Eva Longoria, star of Desperate Housewives, was caught in the midst of sex tape rumors earlier this week, when a spoof was mistaken as the real thing and plastered all over British tabloids.“Will Ferrell’s company, which is funnyordie.com, asked if I would do this skit on their website,” she explained. “And I was like, ‘Yeah, it will be fun!’” The skit debuted on Monday and the site already has over one million hits. Entirely scripted, the “sex” tape involved turkey sandwhiches and a pillow fight, and there was no hanky panky. It was filmed with actor Eric Christian Olsen, who plays a hot socialite names Perry Hilton, a parody of tabloid darling Paris Hilton. The skit was shot in that infamous night vision, as Longoria pokes fun at her hit TV show, bouncing around in her lingerie. She says, “It’s like the non-sex video because we don’t have sex… It’s so funny…I got so many calls going, ‘Honey, are you okay? Is it you and Tony? I hope it is you and Tony!’”
eva-longoria1.jpgLongoria and her new hubby Tony Parker insist they have never filmed themselves in the bedroom. “We never made a tape… We’re very square, boring people.” says the giggling actress. “Tony thought it was so freakin’ hilarious…But it’s a skit…he thought it was so funny.”
New Look
Monday, October 8th, 2007A new look is up, i hope you all like it! I wanted something similar to the last but with more going on. I think this one is far better thank the previous. Anyhow, updates are coming, im just uploading the stuff. Hope youve all check out Tyra Banks Fan and Eric Mabius Online
NEW SITE
Thursday, October 4th, 2007
www.TyraBanksFan.com
Hey Guys, i want you all to check out this great site, Tyra Banks Fan, a fansite dedicated to the model, tv host and mentor Tyra Banks, check it out